So clearly I've been struggling to keep up with all of my shows because of midterms and a trip across the country, but I'm happy to report that I am back and ready to blog again in a timely fashion! Instead of writing three separate posts for the episodes of Riverdale I missed, I figured I'd just put all of my thoughts into one messy blog post that is literally just going to be filled with questions because I truthfully have zero idea what is going on. THIS IS A SPOILER ALERT, BUT HONESTLY IT'S ALSO NOT BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU DO WATCH THE SHOW NONE OF THIS WILL PROBABLY MAKE SENSE TO YOU AND FOR THAT I AM SO SORRY. Okay so here goes it: 1) Why is Archie's storyline always so disconnected from the other members of the group? Like oh Betty, V, and Jug are all fighting off cult leaders, felon parents, and gargoyles but Archie is going to open a gym! For kids! But oh wait, oh no, he also is boxing! Lots of boxing! And there's crime! So much of it. Why is he never with his friends*? Isn't he the main character? *He does manage to make time for sex with Veronica though in between the saving the kids and owning a business and punching things. 2) So Betty definitely needs to change her phone number because she's always getting this creepy ass calls. Why does she even answer the phone anymore? In one episode Edgar (RIP) is harassing her, in the next "Polly" is. And then Charles is listening in on her phone calls too! Like honestly girl just make people text you instead. 3) Why do we trust Charles? How do we know he really works for the FBI? Can we please get some more backstory on this man like HOW THE HELL DID ALICE FIND HIM after thinking Chic killed the real Charles back in Season 2? Like are we just gonna overlook all this? 4) Speaking of Charles, why did he make Betty diffuse the bomb on her (their) sister? Like a 17 year old girl is gonna know how to do that but your FBI agent ass isn't. FAKE NEWS. 5) Why do these writers INSIST on having Veronica say "daddy" every other line? It makes me so incredibly uncomfortable. Please stop. Also, her parents are absolute TRASH. Also, I don't think Hermosa is her sister. They can't just give her a random sister like they gave Polly, Jug, and Betty a random brother. I don't accept it. 6) ALSO, how weird is it that Betty and Jughead's parents are back to banging AND they share a sibling? Like this whole thing is so incestuous. I'm missing the good 'ole Season 1 days when Betty was crushing on Archie and not dating her kind of brother. 7) Jughead's storyline is pissing me off. Why are there only 5 students at Stonewall Prep? Why are they all giant dickheads? Where did Moose go? How does this Brett kid not get in trouble for extreme hazing? They fucking buried him alive and nothing happened. What in the hell. 8) I've missed Kevin's commentary, but WOW did we forgive him for dragging Betty across the floor of the farm cult and forcing her to almost get a lobotomy. He apologized like twice. Why are we okay with this? Is it because it's like the least crazy thing going on right now? I don't know. 9) How come Jason's corpse hasn't decayed after TWO YEARS. Also how come the twins are still infants when they should be toddlers? And all this talk about 'Julian' has me thinking that Cheryl didn't swallow him in the womb and that he's alive and going to come back because surprise siblings are all the rage on Riverdale these days. 10) AND POOR TONI. Like what the hell the poor girl is being gaslit by Cheryl and Nana Rose (the MVP of every episode if you ask me). GET OUT OF THERE, GIRL. Go join Stonewall Prep or something I'm sure they have openings only like 5 kids go there! What are you still doing when Jason's corpse and the spirit of Julian within a doll is haunting you? 11) How did Alice get away with the murder of Edgar? Did nobody realize he got shot? I am realizing as I type this that he died and then that was it. No more of that. Okay. 12) Are serial killer genes real? And how would Charles have them too if he isn't related to Hal and Hal was the serial killer? Also how fucked up was that thing with Betty and her cat? Like I am scarred for life after watching that. 13) How did Veronica know that murderer man was going to have a lighter? Was her backup plan to just throw alcohol at his face and run ('cause that's also not a bad idea)? I'M SO CONFUSED. 14) Who is Dodger and why does he have all these little kids working for him? Also what is happening with this community center? Is Archie ever at school? I know Algebra 3 is kicking his ass but like so are these bad guys. I would also like him to stop wearing that costume because it freaks me out a little bit. And how does he get his voice to change when he is stalking Dodger and Co.? 15) Regarding these flash forwards...this is all just like Jughead's book, right? Because none of this makes sense. But that also seems like a cop-out. But also...I don't know. I'm so confused. I was even more confused to see the kids in biology class together. Okay, those are the questions I have for now (I think). Do you have any? Let me know in the comments! XO, Em
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I forking love The Good Place! Every episode I watch my heart breaks because we're one step closer to the end, but gosh darn this is just such great television. This episode is no exception, as the Soul Squad's experiment is put to the test when the worst person EVER Brent Norwalk publishes a book that basically just roasts everyone else while praising himself. THIS IS YOUR SPOILER ALERT WARNING. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN "A CHIP DRIVER MYSTERY" YOU SHOULD STOP READING THIS MAGNIFICENT BLOG! THANK YOU! Simone is finally starting to believe in The Good Place and John is slowly becoming less gossipy and gross (more on that later)! Yay! But oh no, Brent is regressing. How? You may ask. By publishing a novel entitled "Six Feet Under Par: A Chip Driver Mystery". Chip is obviously just Brent reimagined, while his lead female character Scarlett Pakistan is an ode (or a dig?) at Tahani. Chidi is declared rigid and unfun in the novel, and Simone finds insane amounts of sexist, racist, and ridicuous content in the book that she can't seem to put down. John's betterment is put to the test when he walks in on Jason (who he believes to be Jianyu the silent monk) having a dance party with Chidi (who is all bummed out because he's referred to as lame in Brent's book). Chidi tells John that he HAS to keep Jason's secret just that, a secret. John struggles, but ultimately comes through. We love personal growth! As far as personal growth goes for Brent, we've got none. Instead of walking around on tip-toes around him, Eleanor, Tahani, and Simone decide it would be best to confront him and make him realize how he's hurting people. He calls them the PC police. He calls Simone a condescending bench. His apology is nothing more than a very passive aggressive "I'm sorry if YOU were offended". It is infuriating to watch because we all know that person that Brent is being. We've all interacted with him or her (but probably him). So then Chidi punches him in the face for all of us. Who's the rigid killjoy now? This whole time Michael has been retelling these events to Bad Janet, who is being held hostage in Good Janet's void. She is uninterested and just wants her phone back, but Michael insists that she hear him out. He says that the moral of this story is not whether or not humans are good or bad (Bad Janet claims that all humans are trash) but whether or not they are trying their best to be better than they were yesterday. With that, he lets her go with a manifesto that he and Good Janet created documenting the journey Team Cockroach has been on so far. I'm curious as to whether any of this will get back to Shawn, and what he'll think of it. I'm sure only time will tell. So what did y'all think? Could you watch an entire episode of just Michael and Bad Janet interacting? How bad did you want to punch Brent in the face? How happy were you when Chidi did? Tell me in the comments! XO, Em Ugh. Y'all. Why is this show so depressing sometimes? Like why do we have to have an entire episode about a precious little innocent dog going missing? Then why does the episode have to take a really twisted, awfully sad turn? WHY?!? Anyway, clearly I'm fine with the events that took place on this week's A Million Little Things (I'm not okay). I guess I'm now going to talk about it. So, ya know, SPOILER ALERT *SIREN NOISE*. Maggie and Gary seem to be doing okay following last week. We learn pretty early on that Maggie didn't actually perform at open mic night, instead she went to her old apartment and played the piano there. Eric was at the open mic night though, and he did really see Gary there (who came assuming that Maggie was also there). This love triangle is hurting my SOUL. After taking Colin the dog for a walk, Gary goes inside while Maggie takes him off the leash to follow Gary upstairs. While doing so, she takes a phone call from...Eric. He has sheet music to an Oasis song and wants to drop it off for her. He asks why she wasn't at open mic night, and then tells her that Gary came and Maggie is like "Shit! He saw the flyer I left out in plain sight!". Then Gary asks where Colin is, and he's nowhere to be found. Naturally Gary is all sorts of pissed and Maggie feels really bad because SHE SHOULD. Gary calls his hot bff Eddie and asks him to come help and look for his dog, but Eddie is babysitting, ehrm, parenting his newborn daughter while Delilah goes and does a podcast about suicide. Eddie says that he can't help, Gary is pissed but undrstanding, and then Katherine steps in and is an unrealistic angel on Earth sent from Heaven above and says that she will watch baby Charlie. What. The. Fuck. Gary (or Eddie, can't remember exactly) calls Rome and Regina and urges them to help on the dog search party too. And guess what? PJ is there, just hanging out. He wants to help too! This not weird at all. One thing I like about this sequence of events: The people on this show use their phones! They're not just constantly going over to each other's houses which must take a ton of time but instead just have phone conversations. Thank goodness! One thing I dislike about this sequence of events: Does nobody have to work? Are y'all your own bosses? You can just dip in and out of work as you please? Sounds fake, but okay. Also: I guess they're all pretty decent friends to one another, despite the affair between Eddie and Delilah that resulted in a child. They definitely always step up. It's just still weird. This friendship dynamic is just strange. Maggie goes upstairs and Eric shows up at the door to drop off that Oasis sheetmusic and comforts her. Gary walks through the door and blows up at Maggie and Eric because their relationship is one that should not be anything! He says some really hurtful words, only about half of which are probably deserved. Eric leaves and agrees that he should've never responded to Patricia's letter. He ain't wrong, just because he has Chad's heart doesn't mean he can fill that void. Since Katherine is apparently a Charlie's babysitter, Eddie, Rome, Gina, and PJ (???) meet up with Gary and Maggie to look for Colin. Gary is like "Who the hell are you?" to PJ which is totally fair, and then Maggie (being his therapist!) has to pretend like she doesn't even know him! This! Is! Weird! PJ talks about how his dog ran away when he was little, and Gary is like "uhhh does this story have an ending?" to which Rome is like, "Yup, they found him still alive and everyone's happy." I LOL'd. They split off into groups and Eddie and Gary get stopped by a cop because Gary breaks traffic laws. Eddie explains the situation and the cop lets him off on a warning which I think is dumb and unnecessary but whatever I guess it was a sweet moment because then Eddie is like, "That's what Jon would've done." Aww? Awkward subplot where PJ ("New guy, he probably has a name, he maybe even mentioned it earlier" - Gary) tells his dad that Sophie is his girlfriend and holds her hand and it's really bad because like, he might be her half-brother. SOMEBODY COME GET THIS CHILD. Rome tries to get him, but Gina thinks it's cute because she doesn't know all the details. So. awk. Katherine takes Charlie to the park and they have a bonding moment because some lady asks if it's her daughter and Katherine is like "nope, it's my husband's daughter from the woman he cheated on me with who we're still friends with for some reason" and it's badass but also really odd once she puts it into words out loud. Delilah does this suicide/depression awareness podcast because I guess that Andrew (Nathan as I call him) arranged it. Delilah realizes that lying to her kids is a terrible parenting move, but decides to continue to do it anyway. Andrew then unleashes a secret of his own; his wife isn't dead, she's just been on life support for a long ass time. So like...is he cheating on his wife? Are him and Delilah dating? I couldn't tell ya. Maggie calls Gina about the fight with Gary about Eric and I'm pissed because GET YOUR OWN FUCKIN' FRIENDS, MAGGIE. Then this really bad Oasis cover plays while Eric looks longingly at a picture of his dead fiancé (it's Sutton Foster! I love Sutton Foster!) and Eddie and Gary go check to see if Colin's at a shelter but it's not him it's just another dog that looks like him. When leaving, Eddie finds a flyer for a lost dog from last October and it's...wait for it...Colin. Fuck. Katherine drops Charlie off and Delilah gives her Jon's old office scotch set that he left for her. Instead of just leaving like a normal person, she has a drink with Delilah and it's dumb. Katherine wants to tell the kids the truth. Delilah doesn't think it's a good idea. That's it. They find Colin (yay!) but Eddie shows Maggie the flyer and tells her that he doesn't know how to tell him. She's like, "You don't. I do." And I'm like WHY THOUGH? Let Eddie do it! Anyway, Maggie and Gary make up and he apologizes and says he "broke the rules" by attacking her like that and I'm crying even though she kinda deserved it. She tells him about Colin and the flyer and he gets so fucking sad and now I'm fucking sad and I hate this show for making me so sad. I don't have questions for y'all this week. Just tell me you feel sad though in the comments. Thanks. XO, Em It's all about sex and golf on this week's This is Us. Think I'm kidding? Think again. The plots go as follows; 70s Jack goes golfing with Rebecca's dad, Randall goes golfing with work folks, Toby and Kate are just tryna bang post-baby, and Kevin has a date and a spur-of-the-moment hook up. Let's talk more! SPOILER ALERT: I'M SO LATE POSTING THIS BECAUSE I'M ON A TRIP THIS WEEKEND BUT IF FOR ANY REASON YOU HAVE NOT SEEN SEASON 4, EPISODE 6 "THE CLUB" I'D ADVISE YOU TO STOP READING BECAUSE A LITTLE PLOT ADVANCING STUFF HAPPENS TOWARD THE END OF THIS PARTICULAR EPISODE. In the early days of Jack and Rebecca, the two lovebirds wake up in bed and are so gorgeous it's sickening. They look so happy too! Bec gets a call from her mama about going to brunch, and she asks Jack to drop her off because her car is with her sister. Jack obliges, but is cornered by her dad asking him to play golf at the ~country club~. Jack is like "No thanks, man" and Bec is like "Please this could be IMPORTANT and good for BONDING". So Jack says fine and embarks on a very, very awkward day. Randall has a political storyline in the present day, which means I'm slightly confused and mostly bored. The moral of the story is that he's playing golf, and flashbacks from '92 show him learning how to play from Papa Jack. There's a very important scene where Jack claims he doesn't see Randall's color, just him as his son. But Randall says if he doesn't see his race, he doesn't see him. Daaaaamn. Truthfully, Jack has become jealous that Randall is really getting along with his new teacher (the one who wrote him a yellow slip for wearing shoes outside the dress code). Jack seems uncomfortable that Randall has found a potential father figure in someone who isn't him, and someone that he shares a race with. By the episode's end, Jack realizes how important he is for Randall, and invites the teacher and his wife over for dinner. It's sweet. 70s Jack has a few too many drinks at the club under pressure to do better at sports and ends up kind of embarassing himself in front of Mr. Malone. Jack then tells him off and says that he is going to marry his daughter, and that he is good enough for her. Hell yeah! But also lay off the booze, Jack (please). Grown-up Randall takes some time alone on the golf course to hit a ball into the water just like Jack always used to. He says, "This one's for you pops," and then I ugly cried. That's the end of that. Toby and Kate haven't had sex since before baby Jack was born, and are having a hard time connecting due to the demanding needs of their newborn. Additionally, they haven't had sex since Toby lost weight, which makes Kate feel self-conscious. She pleads with him to keep an old pair of pants, and they argue over her motivations. They plan a night out with Rebecca and Miguel babysitting. But it's awkward because Toby can't get up and Kate thinks it's because of her and they sit in a romantic hotel room in silence. When they go home, Kate rips up a pair of pants (not THE pair of pants, much to Toby's disappointment) and they finally get something going. Yay! Happy married couple sex! We love to see (hear about) it! In the adventures of Kevin-and-Nicky, the trailer park boys are enjoying the outdoors and looking at pictures of Kevin's ex, Zoe. Her documentary finally premiered, and Kevin shows Nicky a picture of her and a male friend and asks if he thinks they're dating. He says, and I quote, "They are just friends," PAUSE "Who are definitely having sex." Welp. Poor Kev. He asks Nicky if he wants to go on a hike, he respectfully (well, as respectful as Nicky can) declines. Kevin goes to the gym with Cassidy where a young woman who knows Kevin's order by heart gives him her phone number. This woman's role is so insignificant I don't even remember her name. Anyway, Kevin tells Cassidy that they say you shouldn't enter a new relationship within the first year of sobriety, but he goes out with what's-her-name anyway. They are bored with each other, and when Kevin asks what there is to do in her small town, she says all anybody does is do drugs and have sex. Beat. "And I don't do drugs," Kevin reluctantly takes her back to his trailer but finds Cassidy there waiting for him. She's fighting with her jackass ex husband and wanted to talk about it. Kevin sends what's-her-name away and then tells Cassidy that just because she's made mistakes that doesn't mean she's unloveable, it just means she's human. Awwww, I guess. Then they hook up. Nicky seems to know, and he tells Kevin that he wishes he had taken that hike with him today. Is this sad foreshadowing about Kevin and Cassidy rushing into a relationship (while they're both still struggling to get sober and she's ya know, still married)? I don't know, but I'm tired of Kevin having meaningless season-long storylines with women that just turn into nothing. Introduce us to Kevin's future wife, dammit! (Kinda secretly hoping it's Cassidy, kinda unsure of how I feel about them right now). So what did y'all think? Are you a fan of Kevin/Cassidy? What do you think the future status of Kate and Toby's marriage is? And did you ugly cry when Randall swung one out for Jack? Tell me in the comments! XO, Em Hey, y'all! Sorry some of these recaps have been so behind. I'm drowning in midterms and getting ready to go on a trip all while juggling all of these shows that I watch! So, please forgive me for the delay. This week Michael and Jason are on a mission to rescue Good Janet, Derek is left in charge of his 300 Derek-Janet babies, and Tahani has an identity crisis. Let's talk about it, shall we? THIS IS YOUR SPOILER ALERT WARNING EVEN THOUGH I CANNOT FIND ANY REASON WHY YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ALREADY WATCHED THE GOOD PLACE SEASON FOUR, EPISODE FIVE "EMPLOYEE OF THE BEARIMY". IT WAS A GOOD EPISODE SO IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCH IT, I RECOMMEND DOING SO. Last week after Glenn got turned to literal goo, we watched as Michael and Jason headed to The Bad Place to get her back, goo in hand. On the way there, Michael restores 300 years worth of memories for Jason to decrease the chance of him doing something stupid (because he's probably already done it before). Meanwhile in The 'Good' Place, Derek is holding a champagne glass full of scrabble tiles while getting directions from Eleanor on how to care for his Janet babies while there's no Janet on duty. In an effort to keep the test subjects away from possible Derek induced mayhem, Eleanor and Tahani plan for the four experiments to spend a day at a lake house getting to know each other. This plan would work great if only Chidi weren't so terrified of everything. When Tahani reaches the lake house and learns that Chidi won't be coming, she runs back to tell Eleanor. Tahani is also having her own personal battle, feeling diminished and sad because the only thing she's in charge of is party planning and picking appropriate size sandwiches ("What am I, Welsh?" "I don't know, are you?"). Eleanor, knowing Chidi better at this point than he knows himself, arranges for a day full of puzzles to distract him from Derek (who is being a total classic Derek by the way). Guys, the way Chidi's face lights up when Eleanor describes the clues. I need them to be back in love. I have this theory that maybe Chidi's memory never really got erased and he's just pretending that it did. I hope I'm right. Eventually, Eleanor manages to get Chidi to the lake house AND console Tahani about how she is perfect for planning parties because it's what she knows. Eleanor emphasizes that they had different lives on Earth; Tahani's was one of privilege and parties and Eleanor's was full of Arizona dirtbags, empty promises, and thinking on her feet. They each have their own strengths to bring to the experiment, they just need to properly utilize them. In The Bad Place, DemonCon is happening (hosted by Shawn) and it looks like absolute torture. When Shawn sees Michael thinking that he is Vicky in the Michael suit, improvisation occurs. Jason and Michael pretend to be different, demonic versions of themselves in effort to save Good Janet, who is still being held captive. Of course Vicky ruins all the fun by making her appearance as Vicky in the Michael suit, therefore making everyone question who the real Vicky in the Michael suit is. Jason does his best to let Good Janet know that it's really them, impersonating himself and declaring that he, "Loves you girl,". To which Janet responds... "Not a girl!" with the biggest forking smile on her face! Guys! How is this show making me feel so many things while simultaneously being absolutely ridiculous??? Real Michael claims he has a demon exploder and Shawn is like "yeah right" so it's in that moment that he turns Vicky into goo. Honestly, God bless. Jason and Michael run away with Good Janet in tow. Jason tells her all about the lies Bad Janet told him, namely the one about Blake Bortles being cut from the Jacksonville Jaguars. Good Janet has to inform him that Blake Bortles was indeed cut, but Nick Foles replaced him. Jason is ecstatic, the boys are going to the Super Bowl! Only minutes later Janet is informed that Foles is out for the season due to an injury. Even in the afterlife, Jason can't catch a break. What did y'all think of this week's episode? Are you happy to have Good Janet back? Are you mad that Michael didn't just zap Shawn with the demon exploder? What's next? Can you believe we're already almost halfway through the final season? Tell me in the comments! Additionally, I wanted to toot my own horn (negative 60,000 points) by letting y'all know that my The Good Place themed article on Buzzfeed Community that I had to write for my PR class kind of went viral and made the homepage of Buzzfeed and was tweeted out by Buzzfeed themselves. I'd also like to set the record straight and let it be known that I do in fact know that Eleanor cried into a plunger at Bed, Bath, and Beyond, not a supermarket and that it was a momentary lapse that accounted for my small error. Here's the link to the article: https://www.buzzfeed.com/emerlyproctor/19-times-eleanor-shellstrop-from-the-good-place-a2z7apyqli XO, Em Hi, y'all! This week I watched A Million Little Things with my mama in the room and she had a LOT of questions. It wasn't until watching it with someone else that I realized how truly complicated and weird this ABC drama is. Halfway through the episode she looked at me and said, "Why are they all fighting?" The only answer I have to that is, "Yes." HERE IS YOUR SPOILER ALERT WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED SEASON TWO EPISODE FIVE OF A MILLION LITTLE THINGS, "AUSTIN", I SUGGEST YOU GO FIND A DIFFERENT BLOG POST TO READ. If you were hoping to be less annoyed with Maggie's antics this week, I have bad news for you. I do give props to Allison Miller for playing this complex character so well, but it breaks my heart nonetheless to see her break Gary's. It's so hard for me to accept Maggie's role in the group when she and Gary are struggling. She didn't know Jon, she isn't married in like Katherine, and she isn't biologically related. It just feels strange. Speaking of strange, Rome think it's totally okay to film a national car commerical showcasing a personal conversation between him and Regina. Even stranger, the actress playing his wife looks EXACTLY like her. It's the conversation they had in the family sized car about wanting/not wanting kids, and watching Gina watch another woman say her words is heartbreaking. Theo continues to be the happiest and most annoying child on the planet when talking to Eddie and Katherine about mammoths and dinosaurs, and Eddie finds Katherine's interesting search history while proving his son right. Katie has been looking at homes and lawyer jobs in Austin, Texas. Eddie is terrified she's going to leave again. Which brings me to my FAVORITE line in this entire episode, where Gary is discussing his issues with Maggie and Rome is talking about his fight with Regina and Eddie is there too. Gary says, "I'm uncomfortable with any conversation where he's in the best relationship," pointing to Eddie. Me too, Gary. Me too. Also happening this week: Delilah is trying to pick the perfect photo for Charlie's birth announcement, but Sophie wants one of the whole family. Danny just wants to find his wallet. When the photographer comes over, Charlie and Danny are both throwing fits and a man comes to the door asking for Jon because he found his license in a wallet (Danny's!). Turns out, Danny just wanted his wallet in the picture so Jon would be in it too. Awww. But Danny realizes he doesn't want a picture without alive Jon, so Delilah sends the photographer away and has a heart-to-heart with her kids (who she is still lying about with regards to Charlie's paternity). She brings everybody over to the house to take a new family picture, one with all the friends who are like family (Maggie and Katherine included hmm). It would be sweet if it wasn't so weird. Post-commercial fight Regina and Rome are celebrating Rome's parents 50th wedding anniversary (hi, Rose from Lost!) with lunch at Gina's restaurant. The celebratory couple seem happy until Rome's dad gives Rose, erhm, Renee her anniversary gift; an Alaskan cruise she's always wanted to go on. She's excited, but then he makes a snide comment about how when it's over he never has to hear her talk about it again. Okay, rude. They get into a big fight, mostly about how Mr. Rome never wanted to go in the first place, and it's all very, very awkward. Also awkward: Gina's conversation with Rome's dad about a partner asking you to do something and whether or not you would do it. Gina is reminded of her ongoing argument with Rome over the decision to have kids. Eventually, Rome's parents kiss and make up, but Rome and Gina continue to have their deepest conversations in their bathroom before bed. She doesn't want him to resent her. I just beg of her, don't give in and have kids if you don't want to. Eddie confronts Katherine about the Texas search history, and she comes clean by admitting that she wants a fresh start. She wants to move somewhere where nobody knows their business. Yes, that sounds nice, but let's not forget Katie girl that you husband JUST had a baby with another woman and you're sticking by him through that so he should probably not move across the country right now. Instead, they go look at the new house across the street that just went up for sale. Only they go look at it as Edward and Kat, a couple with no drama at all. They're from Austin. Edward was in the Space Academy. I don't know why I love this part so much, but I do. I really, really do. Edward and Kat sneak away from sexy times in the new house's closet, and they seem to be thriving. At the end, Eddie tells Katherine that he loves her and oh my god Eddie is so hot. I know I've said it a million (pun!) times but seriously. The man is gorgeous and has a sexy voice and even though sometimes he's human garbage I still love him. Gary wants Maggie to go with him to their cancer survivor support group, but she can't because she has plans (eye roll) and so he goes alone. While there, the group tells him that Maggie didn't come because she probably wants to move on from cancer. Gary seems scared because cancer is the only life him and Maggie know together. I'm getting worried. Maggie talks to Delilah about the psychic saying a couple weeks ago that Chad lives on, and she takes this to mean that he lives on in Jason Ritter, erhm, Eric. She visits Eric at work (of course he owns a fucking music store) and tries to touch his heart which is super uncomfortable to watch. He talks about how Chloe (his fiancé that passed away) actually owned the music store and that he can't play any instruments himself. Maggie plays the piano for him, like she used to play for Chad. I get the impression that Maggie is drawn to people that have also experienced a lot of pain. In an effort to figure out how to live a cancer free life, Maggie throws away her folders in which she made plans for her funeral, and plans on attending an open mic night to play for a crowd, something she's never done before. Gary asks her if they're okay, because it feels like she's slipping away. She says she loves him, but she has to figure out this part of her life on her own. On her own, or with Eric? I guess only time will tell. For some reason, this entire Maggie storyline feels so selfish to me. After everything Gary has done for her in the past year, I guess she doesn't owe him anything, but it would be kind if she let him in a little more, or broke things off if she's not feeling it. Instead it seems like things are really going to hurt the both of them, especially when Gary shows up to open mic night and sees Eric in the front row. Maggie never even invited Gary, but wanted the man with her brother's heart there. The whole Eric and Maggie relationship is so freaking weird to me, I can't even articulate it. Eric is a completely different person than Chad, and while he's beautiful and Jason Ritter he also isn't Gary. And he isn't going to bring her brother back. He just isn't. So what did y'all think of this week's episode? It's been awhile since we've seen PJ, huh? What happened to that storyline? What do you think is gonna happen with Gary and Mags? Tell me in the comments. XO, Em This is Us Is Going Back to Its "Storybook Love" Roots And I'm Totally Here For It (S4, EP5 Recap)10/23/2019 Our love is a storybook story and I'm wiping the tears away as Mandy Moore sings to her bratty children while they dance around her new house. It's her wedding gift to Kevin and Sophie, who got married in New York on a whim after seeing a theater playing their favorite movie, The Princess Bride. All Rebecca has to remember their wedding by is four polaroids (ahhh so 1998), but she chooses to take the high road and make the night as perfect as it can be for her children. THIS IS THE PART WHERE I TELL YOU TO STOP READING IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF THIS IS US, "STORYBOOK LOVE" DIRECTED BY JACK PEARSON HIMSELF, MILO VENTIMIGLIA. SO, SPOILER ALRT. We start our episode in 1980. Rebecca and Jack have just moved into the home they'll raise their children in and she's a few months along with the triplets. They're unpacking and she's cooking lasanga, but burns it in the oven. Jack comforts his wife and they make the most of the night until things go haywire when a bird gets loose in the house (they had opened the windows to let the smoke and burned smell out). Jack is, according to 1998 Rebecca, terrified of birds and does everything in his power to protect his pregnant wife from the creature. He lets out squeals. He breaks the burned lasanga dish. They clean up and order a pizza instead. The scenes of young Jack and Rebecca together make me so incredibly happy. I miss them. I feel like we haven't seen them in happy in such a long time, and Jack's screen time has been dwindling since his character's tragic death in Season 2. I just love seeing them love each other, even if we know that their future is not perfect, nor is the ending necessarily happy. In 1998, Kate and Bec have just moved into their new home post-fire and post-Jack. After receiving that odd voicemail from Kevin, Mama Pearson decides to host a little dinner party to celebrate the couple's nuptials. Meanwhile, Kate is making money AND making out at the record store she now works at. Oh yeah, teen Kate has a boyfriend now, and his name is Marc. Little Beth and Randall are there for dinner too, and they're precious. Beth observes as Randall's leg shakes nervously (something that comes up again later) and as he reaches for his notepad every time he finds something that needs fixing around the house. He's Jack Pearson's son, after all. Beth is generous and brings hot sauce as a housewarming gift for Bec and Kate, which brings back memories for the Pearson's because apparently Jack used to put hot sauce on everything (we see in flashbacks for this specific episode that prove this to be true). Beth says that her father (who also passed away recently, remember?) also used to put hot sauce on everything, and would carry a bottle around with him everywhere he went. It's cute. Beth wins this show in all the timelines. Marc shows up out of the blue with handpicked flowers, telling Kate he got her address off of her application. Side note: Didn't she just move in to this new house? Wouldn't he have her old address? Does this matter? Of course this probably matters. Kate introduces Marc to her family as her friend from work, but he takes it a step further and tells them that he is indeed her boyfriend. They look happy. And you know who else is joining the Pearsons for dinner? Miguel. Kate makes a joke about him bringing a sleeping bag, because he's always around. It's a funny moment knowing that Rebecca ends up marrying him later on, but it's sweet to see that Miguel still wants to be involved in all of their lives even post-Jack. Jack was his man and he promised to take care of his family. Dinner doesn't go so great, though. Rebecca ruins the cornished hens and the Big Three end up fighting in the kitchen about their significant others. Kate is hurt that Kevin got married without telling her, "his person". Kevin and Randall tell Kate that they don't like Marc, and that they get "weird vibes" from him. It should be noted here that Marc is 23, while Kate is 18. 5 years isn't a lot, but at that age it kind of is. Beth gets good reviews from Kevin and Kate though, with Kate hilariously saying "She even has a beauty mark. Didn't know that was a thing until now." Rebecca bitches out her whiny children, telling them to get it together because she is trying her fucking best by herself! They oblige, she tells the story about Jack and the bird, they order pizza, and she plays the piano while the kids dance and take polaroids and seem normal and happy for the first time in a very, very long time. In the present day, Kevin is enjoying being next door neighbors with his Uncle Nicky, and asks for stories about Jack from his childhood. The best that Nicky has to offer was that he "liked ice cream" and honestly I mean, who doesn't? Kevin tells a story about Jack slicing ice cream cake for him and his siblings, and the flashbacks are so wholesome I could cry. Kevin and Nicky plan on going to a hockey game that night because the stadium is honoring veterans, and Kevin promised he'd help Cassidy get her husband back. "You have very weird relationships with people," says Nicky. He's not wrong. The hockey game doesn't go great, because Cassidy's husband (I don't even know his name omg) is kind of a jackass and leaves before the ceremony even begins. Nicky also has a freakout because he's surrounded by people consuming alcohol, which is incredibly triggering, so he leaves. Kevin drives Cassidy and her son Matty home, and calls out Jackass Husband for being a jackass. He explains that he's loved Cassidy since she was 15, but that the military destroyed her and he didn't want to celebrate that. He also tells Kevin to stay away from his wife. Okay so like...why ya serving her divorce papers then, man? Kevin tells Cassidy that her husband still likes her, but I don't know if he does. It seems more like he's holding onto someone who no longer exists. In Randall-world, Tess has a panic attack and is upset because she doesn't want to have the same issues that her father does. Beth delivers the monologue of all monologues telling both Randall and Tess to stop shit talking each other and themselves because 3 of her favorite people in the world have anxiety (hi, William!). Tess apologizes, Beth finds her and Randall both therapists. Randall thinks that's great for Tess, but his 39-year-old ass legit refuses to see somebody. WHERE IS THE GROWTH, SIR? Also as someone with horrible anxiety, this part of the episode was hard for me. It pains me that Randall doesn't want to see his daughter go through this while simultaneously refusing to get help. It's incredibly frustrating from an outside perspective, because it seems like he would want to better himself for his family. But that's just my two cents. Kevin returns to Nicky who bought him an ice cream cake, and finally tells a cute story about Jack and him and their dad. It's another flashback that actually does make me cry and wow you guys, I love uncle Nicky. ALSO! Toby wants to win Husband of the Year so he has the old Pearson piano delivered to him and Kate's home. Rebecca is there and she's so excited for adult Kate. Kate goes looking through the piano bench and finds the polaroids taken in 1998. She stares longingly (maybe? or horrified?) at the picture taken of her and Marc, and Rebecca looks at it too, stunned. She says she so badly wanted to believe in that moment that all of her kids were happy. Wait a minute...what the fuck happened with Marc? So that's the end! I'm really terrified for what's to come because Teenage Kate is awesome and I have a feeling her life is gonna get real bad! Also, Kevin and Sophie are THE most annoying couple ever, Miguel is a huge dork, and Rebecca deserves so much more credit than she gets. What did y'all think? You got Marc theories? Let me hear them. XO, Em Who's real? Who's fake? Who's a demon and at risk for turning into blue goo? Are we still in The Bad Place? These are the questions I'm asking myself after Thursday's episode of The Good Place. Almost a week later and I still don't have any of the answers. SPOILER ALERT: IF YOU, FOR WHATEVER REASON, HAVEN'T WATCHED THE LATEST EPISODE OF THE GOOD PLACE ENTITLED "TINKER, TAILOR, DEMON, SPY" THEN I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO TURN YOU INTO DEMON GOO. I DON'T MAKE THE RULES. THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS. The episode opens with Team Cockroach playing a very lively game of Pictionary with their four test subjects in an attempt to get them to learn more about one another. Team one is Tahani, Jianyu/Jason, and John. Team two is comprised of Chidi, Simone, and (ugh) Brent. John accurately guesses Tahani's drawing of Mariah Carey's butterfly tattoo, and it comes to life in a very cartoon fashion and flies away. Chidi has less luck, trying his best to sketch Simone's childhood stuffed horse but when it comes to life, it's quite terrifying. Game is over. Eleanor, Jason, and Tahani want to keep brainstorming new ideas for how to get their experiments to bond with one another and grow, but Michael thinks they should take a break. Eleanor is thrown off, and even more thrown off when Glenn the demon shows up ("If you're a devil, how come you're not wearing Prada?") to insist that Michael is not Michael at all; it's Vicky in a Michael suit. And honestly, this could make sense. Michael has been acting strange. Remember a couple week's ago when I pointed out that him admitting to Eleanor that he faked his panic attack seemed in-genuine? There was also that part at the end of last season when Shawn literally told Michael that he was going to switch him out with Vicky in a Michael suit and would erase everyone's memory if he told them. Eleanor is reasonably conflicted. Should she believe Glenn the demon, or Michael...who is also a demon? She asks Tahani and Jason for advice and it goes terribly, on multiple occasions. Derek appears ('cause we're in the Medium Place at Mindy's) and shows off his weird sex toys. Michael has no way to prove he's not lying, and is caught in a bunch of other lies as well. He tells Eleanor that they were merely inspirational lies, like Instagram. It isn't until Janet creates a demon lie detector and shoots it at Glenn (who, for his own credit, is telling the Soul Squad this because he thinks Shawn is too mean to him) that we get some answers. The lie detector doesn't work necessarily, it just blows Glenn up into blue goo that covers all of our favorite friends and Mindy's carpet. Worried that poor Glenn is dead? Don't be. Demons don't die, says Michael. They just ressurect into the normal demon cycle. Ya know, creepy little girl, teenage boy, etc. Eleanor wants Michael to take his Michael suit off to prove it's not Vicky underneath, but he refuses. He doesn't want them to see him for what he really is, a 6,000 foot tall fire squid. Literally everyone wants to see exactly what that looks like. We were robbed! Eleanor takes a break and eats nachos with Chidi, spending one on one time with her soulmate. She's worried that if she goes to the judge that the experiment will have to start over, and with new subjects. It would subside all of the work they have done thus far. Jason talks to Janet (while she is cleaning up Glenn goo) and lets her know that even though they are broken up, he's always there if she needs to talk. What he says, more specifically is, "I'm here for you, girl." But here's the kick...she doesn't say, "Not a girl." Which is what Janet ALWAYS says. She's not a girl, she's not a robot. Just before Michael makes the decision to blow himself up and into goo with Janet's lie detector, Jason makes the connection. That's not Janet. That's bad Janet in a good Janet suit! *GASP* Now, none of my family members believed that I figured this out for myself but I just want to say here loud and proud that I DID. I am as smart as Jason Mendoza...wait. Turns out, bad Janet made the switcheroo back when Linda turned out to be that ripped punching demon. That means that Janet never broke up with Jason, it was bad Janet that told him Blake Bortles is no longer on the Jacksonville Jaguars, and it was also bad Janet who shit talked Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again! It all makes sense! Eleanor takes Michael willing to turn into goo as proof that he's being truthful, and Michael and Jason aboard the train to go rescue poor good Janet from The Bad Place. Everyone is pretty unsure of what's gonna happen next. Personally, I hope we get a second Jason and Janet wedding following their reunion. What are your thoughts? Is this really Michael? Did you know it was bad Janet? Any grand theories for the remainder of the final season? Tell me in the comments! XO, Em My frustration level is out of control and it's all A Million Little Things' fault. Why why why can't we have nice things? Why is this show destroying the only healthy relationship on this show? Why is Delilah still everybody's friend? How is Katherine THAT nice? It's time to discuss. SPOILER ALERT: IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED SEASON 2, EPISODE 4 OF A MILLION LITTLE THINGS, "THE PERFECT STORM", I'D ADVISE AGAINST IT BECAUSE IT MADE ME REALLY SUPER ANGRY BUT I'M GOING TO DISCUSS IT ANYWAY AND IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SPOILED DON'T READ ON. This week is all about everybody being an asshole. The only exceptions are Regina, Katherine, and Gary. We pick up right where we left off before with Jason Ritter and Jan Levinson showing up at Maggie and Gary's apartment door for brunch. Maggie is PISSED, Jason Ritter is confused, Jan Levinson just keeps crying, and Gary has a look on his face that tells me he's wondering how the Hell he got in this situation. Pretty quickly, we learn that Jason Ritter is not Jan Levinson's lover, but instead is the recipent of Maggie's late brother, Chad's, heart. Apparently for the past six years Maggie thought that Chad died as soon as his car hit a tree, but he actually lived for a while longer and was put on machines at the hospital when Jan Levinson made the decision to donate his organs. Maggie is baffled at the fact that her mother has kept such vital information from her. Jan Levinson keeps in touch with Jason Ritter because it's like a part of Chad is still living. The whole thing is both sweet and ridiculously weird. Maggie takes off, running away from her problems like a child instead of facing them like the LICENSED THERAPIST that she is. Gary runs after her and she demands to be alone. Jason Ritter and Gary then realize that Maggie's dad also had no idea about the reality of Chad's death this whole time, and that Jan Levinson didn't leave him, he kicked her out. Jason Ritter drives home (alone? Didn't him and Jan Levinson come together?) and finds Maggie walking down the street in the rain, her pink wig damp. He tells her to get in the car, and this bitch just does it! They go get a drink and discuss their lives. Jason Ritter's lost his fiance in a motorcycle accident a few years back. Maggie tells him all about her mother's neglect and the cancer. I don't like where this is going. Maggie leaves her phone at home so Gary and her mother have no way to contact her. Gary, being the Prince Charming that he is, goes and finds Jan Levinson to tell her to fix things with her family. Chad might be gone, but Maggie and her dad are both very much alive. She decides to go home and Gary drives her to the airport. She texts Eric to tell him, and he tells Maggie, and they go to the airport to say goodbye. Maggie's mom continues to COMPLETELY SUCK by admitting that when she came into town for Maggie's surgery she met Jason Ritter for the first time. Maggie breaks down again and realizes that no matter what, living or alive, Chad will always mean more to her. She runs into Jason, erhm, Eric's arms as Gary looks from afar. To be fair, they both didn't know the other was there, but it's hella awkward nonetheless. Gary and Maggie drive home and LIKE THE LICENSED THERAPIST SHE IS, she refuses to talk about how she's feeling. In other news, there's a blackout at the restaurant right after Gina decides to stop taking Andrew's money. SO great for business. Delilah is already going back to work and I'm not totally sure what she even does at the restaurant besides stress Gina out. Gina's freaking the fuck out, until a construction worker asks to come in and sit down while he dries off. Gina says okay, and then feeds him and all his friends. Pretty soon the restaurant is filled and business is booming and everyone is happy! Very. nice, very unrealistic. In other news, Rome is on babysitting duty while Delilah goes back to work which confuses me because how do their schedules align so perfectly? Anyway, when Eddie, Katherine, and Theo drop off a gift for baby Charlie, Eddie is almost angry that Rome is babysitting his daughter. Bro, c'mon. Rome insists that Eddie should stay and help, and Katherine echoes his sentiments, despite how gut-wrenching it is for her. Delilah tries to talk to Katherine, but she's having none of it. Stand your ground, Katie! Rome and Eddie suck at babysitting, as it turns out. Eddie doesn't want to be a babysitter though, he wants to be Charlie's father. Well, sir, you should've made some different decisions. The only way for them to both calm Charlie down and clear the stuff from her nose is to stand and play the guitar in a steamed shower...OR the writers just wanted to treat us to shirtless David Giuntoli playing the guitar. Either way, I'm fine with it. Later, everybody meets at Gina's restaurant which is packed and regained power. Gary still has Maggie's phone, and notices that she received a text from an unknown number telling her that she can talk to him anytime signed, "X, E". Soooo Eric. Y'all I smell some serious trouble! Gary gives Maggie her phone back and doesn't say anything about the text or the hug or anything, really. Maggie notices the text instantly and stares longingly at Gary talking to Delilah. Bitch! You are a therapist! Can't you see the unhealthy things happening in your own relationship? And this is what is frustrating me so much, y'all. I love Gary and Maggie, and I know their relationship is kind of messy. Their relationship was based on the fact that both of them had cancer. When Maggie's came back, she didn't even want to live. Gary gave her a life worth living. They sang "I'm Still Standing" on top of a restaurant counter. They have a lot of things to get through, but I really don't love the idea of a man with her brother's heart creating unnecessary issues. I feel like the fact that they only know each other because of cancer is enough of an obstacle to tackle. Maggie's behavior this entire arc has just struck me as really immature. When Katherine and Eddie arrive at the restaurant it's the first time they're together in front of everyone in a long time. Earlier at work, Katherine's coworker told her that she needs to either quit her marriage or be all in. She can't half-commit. She can't "try". Limbo is a terrible place to be. So Katherine decides she wants in, all in. She has Delilah sign fancy lawyer papers so she can stay in her house, and Delilah says that she is a saint. Katherine calls everyone on their bullshit for tiptoeing around her. They really act like she hasn't been their best friend for years. I feel so bad for Katherine. I support her decisions, but also think she deserves a better husband and better friends. Plus, how can she possibly be okay being in the same room as Delilah? And what happened to Eddie and Delilah being hopelessly in love with one another? I, for one, always saw it as pure lust and wanting to get away from their respective spouses, but still. All that depth turned to nothing. I can't even imagine them together now. So, what are your thoughts? How do you see Maggie and Eric's arc continuing? Why is Katherine the absolute best despite being treated like shit? Why is Delilah still there? Why is the writing so lazy when it comes to Gina's storylines? Should Gary be protected at all costs (yes)? Let me know in the comments. XO, Em After last week's horrifically sad episode of Riverdale, the show is back and ready for the kids' (ha, adults) to start their senior year of high school. You know, the one that means EVERYTHING. It's so dramatic and life-changing. Because when they go off to college things will...NEVER BE THE SAME. (And ya know, honestly I hope so because I don't know that they want to be fighting off murderers and bears and solving crimes while trying to get degrees) FRIENDS, IF YOU DIDN'T SPEND YOUR WEDNESDAY NIGHT WATCHING RIVERDALE, THEN I HATE TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO READ THIS POST JUST YET. CUZ IT CONTAINS SPOILERS! The core four (Archie, Betty, Jughead, and Veronica) spend the last night before senior year getting boozy and having sex just rooms apart. I don't mean to brag, but the day before my senior year of high school I'm pretty sure I watched a movie alone before going to bed at 9:00. Crazy, I know. Anyway, we're subjected to this very long sex scene that cuts back and forth between Varchie and Bughead and I'm just like...okay. These sex-crazed kids are so silly that they forget to set an alarm and are late for their first day. Their new principal (his name is Honey) is not amused, and honestly, I wouldn't be either. They run to get to class and be normal teenagers for once in their life. On second thought, Principal Honey is kind of terrifying in a really subtle way. Jughead is called to the office and approached by this guy who was a judge for a writing contest he entered. He didn't win, but this dude wants Jug to come check out a prep school so he can discuss Moby Dick with a bunch of snobby rich kids. I'm so confused because like...why didn't they contact him sooner? Why would you switch schools your senior year? Everyone is saying "Oh Jug, it'll be so good for you!" but like nothing in Riverdale is ever good for anybody so that can't possibly be true. Plus college apps aren't going to be that wowed that he attended Stonewall Prep for a semester. Side note: The amount of times that people go meet with these characters in person instead of just calling, texting, or emailing them is mind-boggling to me. They literally will drive or walk so far to have a five minute conversation! There's no way this show is set in 2019. Prove. Me. Wrong. In Archie news, he's ready to experience the highs and lows of high school football again, but this time with his BFF Mad Dog by his side. You know who's not too happy about that? Reggie. It's funny, because if Reggie and Archie can get over the fact that they've both dated Veronica, you'd think they could also get over a new addition to the squad. But no, this obstacle is to tough to complete. Turns out, Reggie's dad sucks ASS. He beats the shit out of Reggie for not performing his best at practice, which just makes Reggie more angry at Mad Dog for being on the team and making him look like garbage. Archie watches as Mr. Reggie's Dad screams at his son and steps into help. Again, this adds fuel to the Reggie fire and makes Reg so mad that he lashes out at Archie instead. It's all very, very complicated. Eventually Reggie and Archie make amends, and Reggie decides to trash his dad's car to teach him a lesson. When Arch asks how that went, Reggie says, "It did what it needed to do." Which makes me think that it did not go the way Archie thinks it went. (Did Reggie pin the blame on Archie? Did something happen to Mr. Reggie's Dad? I don't know!) Veronica's life kind of sucks right now because the paparazzi are hunting her down! (Alexa, play "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga) They want a statement about what side she's going to take in the mist of her parents' legal troubles. She tries to fight them off, but to no avail. She visits Mark Couenslos in jail and tells him that he's going down, and then holds a press conference at her Speakeasy (I know) after a really odd and sexual performance of "All That Jazz". I would elaborate on why a 17 year old needs to hold a press conference and also how in the hell she owns this Speakeasy but instead, seriously, Alexa can you just play "Paparazzi" by Lady Gaga instead? Betty is getting some bonding time in with her half-brother (hi, Wyatt Nash!) who is also an FBI agent (because of course) and is investigating this whole Edgar Evernever farm cult harvesting organs fiasco. Typing that all out was very weird for me. Kevin approaches Betty at the Blue and Gold to make amends and to join the newspaper. Betty has some problems with this, because Kevin dragged her through a crackhouse and forced her to nearly have a lobotomy, so naturally she's a little hesitant to be BFFs again. Kevin apologizes and Charles (the half-brother) wants Betty to use him to see if he's still in contact with the farm. She feeds him false information as a test to see if he will run to Fangs and tell him everything. He does just that, and Betty gives us a beautiful, "Really, Kevin?". I'm conflicted about the whole Kevin thing because he then explains that he only told Fangs because Fangs is the one person that he can talk to. Everyone else kinda hates him. But also, rightfully so, because he was in a cult that harvested human organs??? Betty decides not to take her brother's advice and instead tells Kevin the truth and chooses to believe that he'll keep it to himself. He has literally done nothing to prove that he is trustworthy, but okay sis. Go off. In case you forgot, Cheryl is still keeping her dead twin brother's body in her home that she shares with her 17 year old girlfriend, Toni. It appears that Toni doesn't know about Jason just chilling and living with them. When Principal Honey cancels their welcome back dance (because at the last dance several students got murdered, hate to say it but the man has a point), they decide to throw a party at their place instead. The party gets shut down when FP says he got a call from the Honey residence (Ha!) and Cheryl is PISSED. So, of course, she fills his office with bees. That's all I've got for this week's Riverdale. There's a lot going on so let me know your thoughts! Do we trust Kevin? Do we trust Charles? Do we trust anybody? Why is Jughead going to this new school? Why is Veronica always so extra? Was Archie the best character this week (I think so)? Let me know in the comments! XO, Em |